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    The San Diego Zoo’s Recipe for Fun

    August 8, 2006 by Brandy Vencel

    Add each ingredient slowly. Savor in between additions. Stir well. Cook all day long in extreme heat. Smile.

    In extra-large bowl, start with something traditional like an elephant or two…

    …or three!

    Add a couple friendly giraffes.

    Mix in two fiesty male zebras in a power struggle and stand back!

    Scoop in a dead fish with attached polar bear.

    Dump in 3/4 cup of little creatures that sit like humans.

    Allow to soften thirty minutes with a beautiful Greek-inspired ballet routine, complete with gorgeous opera music wafting in the background.

    Add in two cups of huge hippo rear end…

    …make sure it floats!

    Add one cup of giant panda sleeping on its back.

    Panda on Back

    Mix well, then serve topped with one amazing acrobatics show liberally sprinkled with neoPagan goddess worship.

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    3 Comments

  • Reply Rahime August 9, 2006 at 11:46 pm

    Very cool pictures….almost as good as the real thing, no? hee hee. When you get the chance to take them in the future, you’ll have to get some pics. of the kid’s reactions to seeing the animals. Those’ll be great too.

    I’ve had trouble uploading with blogger too lately. Frustrating. Thanks for sharing these though, they’re really beautiful.

  • Reply Brandy August 9, 2006 at 2:14 am

    Thanks, Rebecca! I will keep it up (or try to) because I still have some from Sea World and the Wild Animal Park that are very cool. Blogger has just been so difficult about uploading that I get frustrated and quit! 🙂

  • Reply Rebecca August 9, 2006 at 12:41 am

    The pictures are amazing. Well worth waiting for!

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