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    Dear Children

    November 3, 2007 by Brandy Vencel

    Dear children,

    I am preparing for a garage sale. I think I have already told you this. Unfortunately for you, you do not remember how excited Mommy gets about these things. Mommy loves to throw things away, sell them, or otherwise get rid of things. There is nothing like a clear space to warm Mommy’s heart.

    With that said, I don’t know where your toys went.

    Really.

    All I can say is that you should have kept a better eye on them.

    Or:

    Maybe the dragon ate them.

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    1 Comment

  • Reply rebecca November 3, 2007 at 10:34 pm

    I love it! When are you having your sale?

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